John Mayer has either hit the lottery or Punked us all.

And by lottery, I mean Jen Aniston. And by hit, I mean business time.

I have been trying to figure out the je ne sais pas quality that he posseses that lures hot women to him like flies to a Venus Fly Trap but I just haven’t been able to figure it out yet. Sure he’s attractive and seems funny and has one or two songs I can tolerate but he also seems like a total douche and really??? A guy who can’t perform without making a series of O-face-meets-colonoscopy? And he dated Jessica Simpson.

I could never take a guy seriously who dated Jessica Simpson.

I mean, did you see Nick and Jessica: Newlyweds? Cause I did.

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One Response to “John Mayer has either hit the lottery or Punked us all.”

  1. Jeff Holland Says:
    May 9, 2008 at 4:38 am

    I believe John Mayer cloned himself in a manner not unlike the “dub of the dub” in “Multiplicity.” The original John Mayer is funny and intelligent. But the 2nd generation dub writes and performs “John Mayer” songs.

    Which, if you do the math right, means there’s actually another John Mayer out there. So…be prepared. No telling what might happen then.

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