One of these things is not like the other: Part VI, VII, VIII

February 29, 2008

I can’t be the only one that freaks out everytime I flip on the tv and I see Brad Pitt next to a young Dustin Hoffman and gets really confused…until I realize, once again, I’ve been duped and I’m really looking at Robert Redford. Seriously its freaky how much they look alike. It’s also pretty amazing that Brad Pitt can do circa 1970’s Robert Redford better than circa 1970’s Robert Redford.

Another on the looks-so-much-alike-they-could-be-same-person list… Danny Noriega (this years Sanjaya on American Idol) and Jessica Alba. Oh no, I’ve probably just ruined fantasies for straight men everywhere. And some lesbians. And gay guys. So, prettymuch everyone. Oops.

Oh and here’s the cover of the latest issue of Paper magazine. It’s so whore-ific. What were they thinking? It’s not 1992 and this is not the set of ‘Married with Children’. Or a 1970’s adult movie. Just awful.


Brian Austin Green has a magical 9-0-2-1-0.

February 22, 2008

First, he is engaged to 90210 co-star Vanessa Marcil and even has a kid with her (almost 5!) and then he is engaged to Megan Fox, who I’m pretty sure is trying to take Angelina’s place, slowly but surely. You know, now that Angie is a do-gooder and all that.

Vanessa “Baby Mama” Marcil

Megan “Oh, yes she is” Fox

I bet Brian Austin Green is thanking god every night that he met and wooed her before Transformers came out. He seems cool though. At least he’s still working….legitamately. He IS on the new Terminator show afterall.

At least it’s not “reality.”


One of these things is not like the other: Part V

February 20, 2008

Lindsay Lohan channeled Marilyn Monroe for famed photographer Bert Stern for the latest edition of New York magazine. Bert Stern is known for shooting Marilyn’s infamous last sitting pictures, photographed 6 weeks before her death in 1962.

You know LL flipped her lid over this. She has long been obsessed with Marilyn, saying before that she thought she looked like her and felt a connection with her. Lindsay even went so far as to buy one of Marilyn’s apartments in El Palacio last year.


She did a pretty decent job as a Marilyn lookalike although, and I hate to admit it, the dumb blond that really took the cake as far as I’m concerned was Anna Nicole. She channeled the look (the pre-Marilyn Norma Jeane and ‘Marilyn Monroe’) and the fact that she basically created and branded her look, turning herself into a totally different person.

Also? Charlize Theron does a pretty amazing MM.


One of these things is not like the other: Part IV

February 20, 2008

Mischa Barton got an extreme hair makeover recently and magically turned into a Gwyneth Paltrow clone.

Now she just needs to find a british rocker beau and the transformation will be complete.


Dude, are you suuuure you’re a republican?

February 13, 2008

Ron Paul is like ‘Mr. Rogers Does Politics’. He seems nice. Too nice. Too nice to be a politician (that gets the vote anyway). He reminds me of that softspoken older man who played Tom Hanks neighbor in Burbs, you know, the one that ended up being a serial killer?
He’s cool but after veiwing some of his speeches, I’m left scratching my head…
He doesn’t really seem Republican to me. Is he running under the right party?

His myspace song is prettycool though, a mash of his speeches with music. It’s no Obama video though.


Dream A Little Dream

February 13, 2008

Election (Primary) Update: Obama and McCain win the Potomac/Chesapeake/Crabcake primary (Maryland, Virginia and the District of Columbia).

Follow the leader: So no matter how you slice the total popular vote, Obama is the leader. He’s at 50% in states that have awarded delegates; he’s at 49% and leads Clinton by 3 points in states where both their names were on the ballot, and his lead is big enough that he leads even when you factor in Michigan where Obama’s name wasn’t on the ballot. Why does this popular vote total matter? Because it’s yet another important talking point when wooing superdelegates. How many supers will be comfortable voting against the candidate who’s leading in the pledged delegate count and the total vote count?

So now what? This Democratic race has two finish lines. One could be as early as March 4. An Obama victory in either of the big states would probably put the pledged delegate count out of reach for Clinton and would allow Obama to disprove the idea that he either can’t win Latinos or blue-collar white Democrats. Should Clinton sweep those big March 4 states, the race goes on to the end and becomes a rhetorical fight over stats and polls. The stats being the ones we’ve cited above (the pledged delegate count and the national vote totals), as well as the Democratic candidates’ standing against John McCain in the national polls. But one other thing to ponder: No one ever writes off a Clinton. How do we know? If Clinton were in the position Obama’s in right now, how many folks would be writing Obama’s obit?

The rhetorical front-runners: Watching all three post-Chesapeake Tuesday speeches last night, one could sense the two candidates who believed they were headed to the general election. Obama and McCain spoke back-to-back, and it was as close to a debate as two have had. Obama’s speech was laced with more McCain references than any of his speeches to date. He regularly referred to “Bush-McCain” ideas. In response, McCain had some biting shots at Obama; McCain wordsmith Mark Salter, after all, knows how to take a poke at an opponent.

Countdown to Hawaii and Wisconsin: 6 days
Countdown to the MSNBC debate in Ohio: 13
Countdown to Ohio and Texas: 20 days
Countdown to Election Day 2008: 265 days
Countdown to Inauguration Day 2009: 342 days


The Youth Vote and the Myspace/Facebook Generation

February 13, 2008

I saw a great show on this just now, I’ll post clips when available online. Until then, read this article.

On Wednesday’s CBS “Early Show,” co-host Maggie Rodriguez reported on the importance of the youth vote in the 2008 election, but seemed unable to find any young people who supported Republican candidates: “Young voters are having a huge impact on this election. Exit polls show 14% of registered Democrats who voted on Super Tuesday were under 30. The majority went for Obama.”

Rodriguez, who was on assignment in California, made a trip to UCLA and talked solely to young supporters of Barack Obama and Hillary Clinton: “22-year-old Natalie Gonzalez is a Clinton supporter. Why are you so excited about this?…Curtis Whatley is supporting Obama.”

Rodriguez also discussed the importance of the internet in attracting young voters, once again something only Democrats seem to do:

Call them the Facebook generation. 18 to 29-year-olds who are going face-to-face, chatting on-line, sharing opinions. More than 50 million strong. They’re a potential gold mine for the candidate who can connect with them. There are videos like this one [the Obama one] seen and heard by 11 million people in just one week.

Rodriguez did make brief mention of young supporters of Republican candidates, their kids: “Also on the rise is the presence of the candidate’s kids. Chelsea Clinton, Meagan McCain, Romney’s five sons, and Sarah Huckabee.”

This was quickly followed by highlighting celebrity endorsements for Obama and Clinton:

And the influence of celebrities galvanizing the younger generations. Usher campaigning for Obama. Magic Johnson courting voters with Clinton. So while the field of candidates is winnowing down, the power of the youth vote is growing up.

Finally, Rodriguez cited well-known political expert Sean (P Diddy) Combs: “This week rap mogul Sean Combs, who has a huge following, called the young adult vote ‘a sleeping giant.’”

Combs’ 2004 “Vote or Die” campaign to encourage the youth vote had little impact upon the presidential race.


I didn’t know Ann Coulter swung that way.

February 12, 2008

Yes, the crazy woman who is Hitler reincarnated says that if it’s between McCain and Clinton, she would back Clinton. Which gives me pause. Cause Ann Coulter is a vile person in my opinion. She singlehandedly wants to set women back 100 years just because she’s that Republican. And probably a man.

If we took away women’s right to vote, we’d never have to worry about another Democrat president. It’s kind of a pipe dream, it’s a personal fantasy of mine, but I don’t think it’s going to happen. And it is a good way of making the point that women are voting so stupidly, at least single women. It also makes the point, it is kind of embarrassing, the Democratic Party ought to be hanging its head in shame, that it has so much difficulty getting men to vote for it. I mean, you do see it’s the party of women and ‘We’ll pay for health care and tuition and day care — and here, what else can we give you, soccer moms?’

You can read more of Ann’s asinine quotes here.


Hillary vs. Obama: The (Stereotypical) Debate

February 11, 2008

It’s amazing the stuff you find on youtube.


Mike Huckabee loves him some fried squirrel.

February 11, 2008

I know right? No punchline needed. Just watch the video.