Queen Of Dirt

Dempsky is McDreamy. Dane is McSteamy. Chambers is…McSleepy?

Justin Chambers (Alex on Grey’s Anatomy) checked in to the UCLA psych ward (that place is a hotbed for celebrities!) on Monday. He checked right back out of Britney’s temporary home on Wednesday.

The actor’s publicist says he went in voluntarily because he is “exhausted and suffers from a sleeping disorder.”

Sounds like me.

Britney Spears was admitted to the UCLA Medical Center around 1:35 A.M. this morning.
Spears has been under the treatment of a psychiatrist, who was at her home Wednesday night and placed a call to the authorities, which triggered Brit’s hospitalization.
Britney had not slept in days (Meth or pure adrenanline from the crazy??) and her shrink was concerned for her deteriorating condition.

Britney is going to be put under a 5150 psychiatric hold at the hospital for 72 hours.

TMZ reported that there was a power struggle as to gets to make medical decisions for Britney (causr apparently she can’t make her own) – manager/psychic vampire friend Sam Lutfi or Brit’s parents.

Brit’s mom, Lynne Spears, wants to take the troubled star back to Lousiana. Lynne hopes to get Brit away from her enabling circle of friends and take her daughter back home as soon as she’s released from UCLA Medical Center in three days.

My psychic abilities are par for the course I’d say…Even my computer is psychic.

I googled Lindsay and it automatically filled in drunk after her name.

I kid you not. And I clear my cache daily….

Lindsay Lohan got down with some Grey Goose over the weekend while partying with Brody Jenner of MTV’s The Hills in NYC. Lindsay’s friends and rep deny she was drinking, but observers noticed she was definitely in the sack. NY Daily News reports:

The recovering addict knocked back “at least two” vodka cocktails Friday night at the Beatrice Inn. Confronted by paparazzi at the Beatrice, “she started going berserk,” claims a witness. “She didn’t want them taking shots of her with Brody.”

“Lindsay is learning how to work through her addictions and, once in a while, she chooses to have a cocktail,” says a friend, attempting to explain.

I think this calls for me to post the shirt again. I’m so getting one printed this weekend.

Remember when Barbara Walters was a super-serious news journalist?
Yeah, me neither. But she’s rumored to be the best and always well-respected.

And even she is talking about Brit…so therefore it’s okay if I do…and it’s not reporting gossip, it’s reporting news.

I’m the next Barbara Walters basically.

Britney’s british-arab boyfriend goes on ET and plays her voicemails, talks about their relationship, and then can say with a straight face when asked if he is selling her out -no.

I guess he forgot he was on a nightly gossip show. Playing her voicemails.

Oh get this, she talks british in a few of them too. And Adnan says she picked it up from him. And also explains Britney’s fake British accent as being “no different than you deciding if you want to wear your hair up or down.”

What? What the fuck does that mean?

Oh and I love how all the media keeps comparing her to princess Di. They really want that one to catch on. So stupid.

A Melbourne artist has released his never-before-seen portrait of Heath Ledger a day after the Australian actor’s death.

Docklands-based Vincent Fantauzzo’s haunting portrait depicts Ledger as three separate figures, one looking straight on, the others whispering into each of the central figure’s ears.

Fantauzzo painted the actor’s portrait with the intention of entering it into the prestigious Archibald Prize, Australia’s premier portraiture competition.
Ledger, 28, sat for the painter on his final trip back to his native state of Western Australia in December.

Fantauzzo released the image today after receiving approval to do so from Ledger’s friends and family.

By the way… Just two weeks ago I compared Heath to Johnny Depp and guess who just might replace him in The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus? Yup. Depp.

Johnny Depp is reportedly going to replace Heath Ledger in what was to be his last film role. Heath Ledger was just six weeks away from finishing the fantasy flick, The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus.

The film’s director, Terry Gilliam wants Johnny Depp to film the remaining scenes.
An insider to the movie says, “There is a point in the film when Heath falls through a magic mirror. He could easily change appearance. It would be a poignant moment.”
“Johnny’s not working at the moment so everyone is praying he will do it.”

There’s a war against scientology. Finally. That cult freaks me out.

Literally, as I found this video, Autumn and I were wikipedia-ing Scientology and reading about how weird it was.

Which, I already knew.

It’s baaaaaack! I guess old blonde’s don’t have more fun.

After the weekend, Amy decided her Ronette do was more fitting (cause where else would she keeps her drugs now that the crack tape was leaked?)

Apparently she went to Rehab today. Oh, so many jokes I could make about that.

I’ll believe she’s clean when I see it. Which, actually, I probably wouldn’t even recognize.
No bloody ballet slippers and nose powder? Whose that?

You know who also went to rehab? Britney. A few times. That really didn’t work out for her now did it? She came out crazier than ever.

But I’m rooting for ya, Am.